1. If you can’t handle me at my snapchat you don’t deserve me at my instagram

  2. teapotsahoy:

    nonasuch:

    This appears to be a movie in which Batman is a manic pixie dream girl.

    I… I think I’m in favor of this? The shortie gloves and tap shoes are probably what put it over the top for me.

    confused… but I think… I’m into it?

  3. ourstarsarefaulty:

    Secrets- Mary Lambert

    They tell us from the time were young

    To hide the things that we don’t like about ourselves

    Inside ourselves

    I know I’m not the only one who spent so long attempting to be someone else

    Well I’m over it

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  5. dad-facts:

    "marijuana cigarettes!!! bad alcohol and stick n pokes!!! bones and being uncomfortable!!!! NEW JERSEY!!!!! BASEMENTS???? i hated high school" - a front bottoms song, probably

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  8. latinoheatmccall:

    i just had to fill out a personal questionnaire for my professor and one question was too person so i just wrote “no. i just met you like 2 days ago, sorry, charles.”

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  10. theprettygoodgatsby:

    my favorite part of hamlet is at the beginning when they see the ghost of hamlet sr for the first time

    and the guards are like “Horatio, you go talk to it! You went to college!”

    and Horatio is like “Yeah! I did go to college! I will go talk to the ghost!”

    like. where did horatio go to college. did he go to ghost college

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  12. fuckitandflee:

    The real problem with books-turned-movies isn’t “omg they didn’t include every single word in the book” it’s “omg they completely overlooked the main theme, threw out any significant allegories, took away all the emotional pull, an turned it into a boring action movie with a love triangle in it”

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  14. copperbadge:

ellidfics:

copperbadge:

Uh. Grubhub? Are you doing okay? Are you like, feeling all right? Getting enough sleep?
I’m worried about you, Grubhub. 

What is a “Grubhub,” and should I be worried about it attacking my house?

If Grubhub ever comes to you, lay flowers before it, and welcome it with kisses on the mouth. Like, their marketing is weird, but their existence is amazing.
Grubhub is the best thing to happen to the socially anxious since the advent of email. It’s a website that works with local delivery services to provide you with online ordering access to restaurants which deliver but don’t have the means or skills to put up an online ordering widget themselves.
If you live in most major cities, and many suburbs, in the United States, you can go to GrubHub, enter your address, and view a list of restaurants that deliver to you. If like me you live in the deep urbs and have 400 restaurants that deliver to you, you can filter them by type of food, whether they offer coupons, rating, distance, and several other factors. You can also search for specific food items if you’re craving, IDK, soy gyros or whatever. You can add notes to every item you order, and notes for the delivery driver. You can pay by credit card, paypal, or cash.
I have literally not had to use a telephone to order food delivery in almost a decade, thanks to GrubHub.

    copperbadge:

    ellidfics:

    copperbadge:

    Uh. Grubhub? Are you doing okay? Are you like, feeling all right? Getting enough sleep?

    I’m worried about you, Grubhub. 

    What is a “Grubhub,” and should I be worried about it attacking my house?

    If Grubhub ever comes to you, lay flowers before it, and welcome it with kisses on the mouth. Like, their marketing is weird, but their existence is amazing.

    Grubhub is the best thing to happen to the socially anxious since the advent of email. It’s a website that works with local delivery services to provide you with online ordering access to restaurants which deliver but don’t have the means or skills to put up an online ordering widget themselves.

    If you live in most major cities, and many suburbs, in the United States, you can go to GrubHub, enter your address, and view a list of restaurants that deliver to you. If like me you live in the deep urbs and have 400 restaurants that deliver to you, you can filter them by type of food, whether they offer coupons, rating, distance, and several other factors. You can also search for specific food items if you’re craving, IDK, soy gyros or whatever. You can add notes to every item you order, and notes for the delivery driver. You can pay by credit card, paypal, or cash.

    I have literally not had to use a telephone to order food delivery in almost a decade, thanks to GrubHub.

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  18. beyocne:

    We were only trying to drown her.

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  20. faineemae:

eggplantlit:

carnivaloftherandom:

mresundance:

reckonedrightly:

indypendenthistory:

On Sep 13, 1944, a princess from India lay dead at Dachau concentration camp. She had been tortured by the Nazis, then shot in the head. Her name was Noor Inayat Khan. The Germans knew her only as Nora Baker, a British spy who had gone into occupied France using the code name Madeline. She carried her transmitter from safe house to safe house with the Gestapo trailing her, providing communications for her Resistance unit.

Oh my God, yes. Let’s talk about Noor Inayat Khan.
Wireless operators in France had a life expectancy of six weeks. Noor was actively transmitting for over three times as long.
While she was in France, every other wireless operator in her network was slowly picked off until she was the last radio link between London and Paris. It was “the most dangerous and important post in France”.  
She was offered a way back to Britain and refused.
In fact, in her transmissions to London, she once said that she was having the time of her life, and thanked them for giving her the opportunity to do this.
She was captured by the Gestapo, but never gave up: she made three attempt escapes. One involved asking to take a bath, insisting on being allowed to close the door to preserve her modesty, and then clambering onto the roof of the Gestapo HQ in Paris.
Her last word before being shot was, “Liberté!”

The term BAMF was coined for such persons. 

Her entire life, and her mother’s life as well, are FASCINATING. A Royal, Muslim, Anglo-Indian woman in WWII… Could we have a sweeping FACTUAL movie please. Like now?

Yet another story I would like to read.

You guys! There IS A MOVIE!
Enemy of the Reich: The Noor Inayat Khan Story 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2nM12xbAUM

    faineemae:

    eggplantlit:

    carnivaloftherandom:

    mresundance:

    reckonedrightly:

    indypendenthistory:

    On Sep 13, 1944, a princess from India lay dead at Dachau concentration camp. She had been tortured by the Nazis, then shot in the head. Her name was Noor Inayat Khan. The Germans knew her only as Nora Baker, a British spy who had gone into occupied France using the code name Madeline. She carried her transmitter from safe house to safe house with the Gestapo trailing her, providing communications for her Resistance unit.

    Oh my God, yes. Let’s talk about Noor Inayat Khan.

    • Wireless operators in France had a life expectancy of six weeks. Noor was actively transmitting for over three times as long.
    • While she was in France, every other wireless operator in her network was slowly picked off until she was the last radio link between London and Paris. It was “the most dangerous and important post in France”.  
    • She was offered a way back to Britain and refused.
    • In fact, in her transmissions to London, she once said that she was having the time of her life, and thanked them for giving her the opportunity to do this.
    • She was captured by the Gestapo, but never gave up: she made three attempt escapes. One involved asking to take a bath, insisting on being allowed to close the door to preserve her modesty, and then clambering onto the roof of the Gestapo HQ in Paris.
    • Her last word before being shot was, “Liberté!”

    The term BAMF was coined for such persons. 

    Her entire life, and her mother’s life as well, are FASCINATING. A Royal, Muslim, Anglo-Indian woman in WWII… Could we have a sweeping FACTUAL movie please. Like now?

    Yet another story I would like to read.

    You guys! There IS A MOVIE!

    Enemy of the Reich: The Noor Inayat Khan Story 

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2nM12xbAUM

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  22. kristenfer:

    Just found three at my apartment today and I was like WORRRRRD

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  24. pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

    pvtleonardchurch:

    jack-baraatwat:

    Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

    listen up you motherfucker

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